One of my strap on phone sex callers finally broke down and got a dildo.  I’ve been telling him to get one for months so that our phone calls can be even more real.  I’m proud to say that we christened that strapon the other night.  Wow!  He screamed like a little bitch when he was riding it.  I told him to take it easy at first, since he was sort of an anal virgin. The dildo he bought was on the thin side, just as I suggested.  After several minutes of our strap on phone sex call, he was ready to jam that thing in faster and deeper.  And that’s when the screams (of orgasm) came out.  He was cracking me up!